Celebs No Makeup: October 2010

Elton John

Okay, this one is kind of scary OoooooOoOOoOOOOooOooOoOoo!

Happy Halloween, folks.

Roseanne Barr

She probably talked her eyebrows off with that shrill voice of hers. Or verbally abused them away.

Julia Stiles

I never noticed her eyebrows until I removed them. I guess you don't know what you got 'til it's gone.

Russell Crowe

He always looks so angry, even without eyebrows.

Fiona Apple

I adore this woman's voice. Amazing. Also, she looks a little silly without her eyebrows.

Shaquille O'Neal

For such a huge guy, he has some really small eyebrows.

Sean Penn

Duuuuude, where'd your eyebrows go?

Also, does his head look really, really big to you guys? It does to me. I mean really big. Like "I feel sorry for his mom's uterus" big.

Justin Timberlake

I give up. There's no way I'm going to find a picture of this guy with his shirt on. It's like I'm doing "Naked Celebrities Week" ("Naked Celebrities" is totally going to boost my viewership).

Rod Stewart

Yet another celebrity where it's hard to find a fully clothed picture of them online. But I think that's mostly due to him just never wearing clothes.

Anna Nicole Smith

Okay, it's REALLY hard to find a picture of her on the internet that isn't either her naked or dead. Or both.

Kurt Russell

He looks kind of pouty in this one, even without his 'brows.

Mel Brooks

I have nothing but good things to say about this guy. I think he'd appreciate the joke here.

Simon Cowell

This is absolutely the worst tripe I have ever seen above somebody's eyes. I mean honestly, do you really expect to make it in showbusiness with no eyebrows?

Mr. T

I heard that the amount of gold chains he wears is directly proportional to the amount he's being paid for the gig. That being said, he's not wearing any gold here. Sorry, Mr. T, I'm not paying you.

O. J. Simpson

Look at that smug face he's making. Also, I wonder how Leslie Nielsen feels about having worked with him in three different movies and then he goes and murders his wife and gets away with it?

David Bowie

"I'm David Bowie" is all I can hear when I think about him. Thanks, Flight of the Conchords

Jennifer Lopez

Hm. She still looks pretty good. But her movies...

Tom Green

This guy never was very funny. Why was he popular again? And also, how did he con Drew Barrymore into marrying him?

Dr. Phil

Dr. Phil actually graduated from my university. Weird.

Whitney Houston

AND IIIIIIIIIIYEEEIIIIIIIEEEYYIIIIIIIIIII WILL ALWAYS BE CRAZY REGARDLESS OF WHETHER OR NOT I HAVE EYEBROWS.

Okay, maybe I need to work on the meter there.

The guy already looks so weird, I was hesitant to remove his eyebrows, but then I remembered to aspire to glory.

Also, what's up with those porcupine sprigs coming out the side of his head? And does anyone actually do that peace sign anymore?

P.S. I'm posting this post on 10/10/10 at 10:10 AM. How awesome is that?

Usher

Urrrsher's eyebrows danced right off his head.
Also, what's he looking at?

Richard Gere

I'm pretty sure that Julia Roberts was really supposed to say she doesn't kiss on the eyebrows in Pretty Woman.

Madonna

Her eyebrows were removed quicker than a ray of light. She's not looking like a beautiful stranger now.

Eddie Murphy

Heheh, so strange when people raise their missing eyebrows.

John Candy

Such a great comedian, cut down before his time, you know. So were his eyebrows.

Also, thanks to my brother-in-law. I mentioned that it was hard sometimes to think of celebrities for this blog, then the FIRST person he suggests is John Candy, and I hadn't done him yet. Kudos, brother.

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