Last Day of June!
Vincent D'Onofrio is the final celebrity birthday for this month. You know, I didn't realize he was in Full Metal Jacket until I was looking up images for this! Happy birthday Vincent! Maybe for your birthday, someone will offer you a role that isn't some weirdo. Then again, without eyebrows, you'll probably still be getting weird guy roles.
Richard Lewis
I'm sure you get this all the time, Mr. Lewis, but you look just like Jon Stewart. Anyway, happy birthday!
John Cusack
Happy Birthday, John! Maybe you'll be holding your birthday cake over your head while Peter Gabriel sings "Happy Birthday?"
Tobey Maguire
Spiderman would be able to get his mask off and on easier without eyebrows, I think! Happy birthday Tobey.
By the way, Spiderman is the intellectual property of Marvel Comics and I am in no way affiliated with him except that I like the movies (except the 3rd one. I mean, come on, emo Parker? What were they thinking?).
100th Post!
Well today marks my 100th day of CWE!! The time just flies by so quickly. I remember it like it was only yesterday when I thought "Wouldn't they just look WEIRD without eyebrows?" for the first time. Sigh.
George Michael's birthday is today. This man's music is so catchy, and I think it's because of those caterpillars he had on his face.
George Michael's birthday is today. This man's music is so catchy, and I think it's because of those caterpillars he had on his face.
Ambrose Bierce
Okay, Ambrose, I took off your eyebrows, but that skull of yours needed some to make the look complete.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!
Guys, it's my 25th birthday today. In celebration, I've been deleting celebrity eyebrows on their respective birthdays all month, but today I'm cranking it up a notch and doing some extra celebs who share my awesome birthday!
So first, I've got K.T. Turnstall.
So first, I've got K.T. Turnstall.
Next is Joss Whedon, creator of Firefly and Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
And finally, my personal favorite for today (and definitely most difficult to de-brow)...
Johannes Gutenberg!
He looks so sad! But he shouldn't be sad, it's his birthday! Happy birthday you guys! Happy birthday to me too!
Carson Daly
Geez, this guy has one of the biggest fiveheads in the industry. Happy birthday, Carson!
Lionel Richie
If that blind girl in that one video felt your face to make that sculpture, she'd be all "Whoa, you don't have eyebrows? I don't think I can date you, weirdo." Because...you know, blind people are all about good looks.
Also, happy birthday, Lionel!
Also, happy birthday, Lionel!
Paula Abdul
Paula, happy birthday! Maybe someone will get you a real dancing cat this year! One can only hope...
Paul McCartney
It is a real honor to be removing the eyebrows of a Beatle. Happy birthday, Sir Paul!
Tupac Shakur
Happy birthday, Tupac. I don't mind celebrating his birthday since he doesn't mind putting out posthumous albums.
Helen Hunt
Happy birthday, Helen! And I thought you looked squinty-eyed before you didn't have eyebrows...
George Bush, Sr.
So today's birthday is former president George H. W. Bush!
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday!
This is the first politician I've done, and he looks pretty shifty without eyebrows.
June 11
Okay so I was looking up celebrity birthdays for today's post and I found two really good ones. I couldn't decide because Shia Lebeouf has GREAT eyebrows for this sort of thing, but Gene Wilder is AWESOME.
So here we go!
Jackie Mason
Okay, so this is kind of odd. I was looking up celebrity birthdays for today's post, and I found out that three of the people I've already done have birthdays today:
Michael J. Fox, Natalie Portman, and Johnny Depp! Can you believe that?!
So happy birthday all you three! And happy birthday to Jackie Mason, too!
Michael J. Fox, Natalie Portman, and Johnny Depp! Can you believe that?!
So happy birthday all you three! And happy birthday to Jackie Mason, too!
Yeesh.
Keenen Ivory Wayans
Happy birthday, one of you Wayanses! There's only like 8 of you guys, right?!
Bald people look like aliens without eyebrows.
Dave Navarro
Man, Did I ever luck out with these eyebrows! This guy's eyebrows are pretty much legend.
Happy birthday, Dave! You deserve it!
Happy birthday, Dave! You deserve it!
Sandra Bernhard
Sandra, you're pretty weird looking without eyebrows! Actually, she had pretty nice eyebrows beforehand, though.
Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday!
Kenny G
You know, I have no idea what this guy's last name is. And I don't really care!
Happy Birthday, Mr. G!
Happy Birthday, Mr. G!
Noah Wyle
This is the second person that I've de-eyebrowed that was in Donnie Darko!
Happy Birthday, Noah!
Jewel Staite
Happy Birthday, Jewel! You were so cute in "Fast Forward" and I totally had a crush on you back in the day.
Heidi Klum
Guys, June is the month that my birthday is in. For this awesome occasion, I'm doing something special!
I'm going to de-eyebrow celebrities on their birthdays! So happy birthday, Heidi!
I'm going to de-eyebrow celebrities on their birthdays! So happy birthday, Heidi!
Guys, I LOVE Project Runway. I really wish that removing eyebrows was a designer challenge. Just once.
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