Kevin Costner

I think most of his movies would have been made better if he didn't have eyebrows.

Chris Rock

He has that deer-in-the-headlights-missing-their-eyebrows look going here.

Vince Vaughn

I like his style. Especially now.

Clint Eastwood

You've got to ask yourself one question, eyebrows: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

Renee Zellweger

She squints so much, she's like a lady Clint Eastwood.  Oo!  I should do him next!

Lenny Kravitz

It's nearly impossible to find a picture of this guy without giant sunglasses on. There might be a reason.

Saddam Hussein

Not many people know that during this interview George H.W. Bush actually said  "This will not stand, this aggression with eyebrows."

Hugh Jackman

I loved him in The Fountain, but what HAPPENED with that Wolverine movie? Terrible. I like to imagine that Magneto makes him cut off his own eyebrows.

Robert Downey Jr.

I can hardly believe I haven't swiped this guy's eyebrows yet. I loved him in Iron Man and Sherlock Holmes recently.

Charlie Sheen

Has anyone even seen Two and a Half Men recently? Poor old Charlie's starting to look his age.

David Beckham

Bend [your eyebrows] Like Beckham!

Robert De Niro

You talkin' to me?
No, I'm talking to your eyebrowless face.

Ganon

I don't know whether to call him Ganon, or Ganondorf, or Dragmire Ganondorf, because they're all names I've seen in the games...I'm going with Ganon because it's more canon (and rhymes, and sounds scarier.) Also, have you SEEN this guy with his eyebrows? So much weirder.

By the way, I chose Ganon today because my best Zelda lovin' friend Trista is getting married today, and I thought I would do this for her as a very lame gift, hahaha.  Congratulations, Trista, I hope that he makes you happy!

John Cho

I like to imagine that at some point, Kumar would have done this to old 'Roldy.

Milla Jovovich

You know, I've never seen any of the Resident Evil movies, but I did like her in The Fifth Element. Also, I had NO idea that you say "yo-vovich" for her last name until recently.

Matt Damon

Every time I think about Matt Damon, all I can think about is how they say his name in Team America: World Police.


Also, I'm kind of weirded out by how his eyes are blue in this otherwise monochrome photo.

Ice-T

Watching some Law & Order: SVU, loving how Ice-T is in it (and used to have cop killing songs).

John C. Reilly

Well, he was pretty good in those Will Ferrell movies.

Emmitt Smith

I'm watching the Dallas Cowboys game right now, and I was reminded of my favorite player, Emmitt Smith. So yeah, here he goes.

Don't his eyes kind of look like they're looking two separate directions?

Ally Sheedy

I'm watching Short Circuit with my buddy Chris right now. Ally Sheedy is one of my favorite stars of the 80s. Also, her eyebrows totally make her look.

Scarlett Johansson

She just looks amazing. Also, is it said "jo-hansen" or "yo-hansen?"

Christian Bale

I'M THE (EYEBROWLESS) BATMAN.

Ryan Phillippe

I don't really know much about this guy, other than him having been in Cruel Intentions.

Lynda Carter

WONDER WO-MAAAAAAN!

Shania Twain

Forever and for always? Well, not for her eyebrows.

Courtney Cox-Arquette

Honestly, I don't understand why she ever married David Arquette, but whatever!

Janet Jackson

Eyebrow malfunction.

David Hasselhoff

Don't Hassle the Hoff('s eyebrows off). Also, I know that part of the Baywatch logo is on this picture. Don't sue me 'Hoff. And don't give me guff, everyone else!

Tyler Perry

I'm surprised that he hasn't done some sort of stupid makeup getup without eyebrows yet.

David Blaine

This guy is such a douche.  Also, have you guys ever seen the hilarious parody videos?