Ben Affleck

Geez, what a douche. Also, Daredevil was really bad.

Shakira

Her hips may not lie, but her eyebrows can tell a tall tale or two!

Brad Pitt

I think he used his eyebrows as a crutch for his entire career.  Oh, and acting I guess.

Robin Williams

He's so hairy normally! Seeing him without just seems...wrong. Really wrong.

Michael Jackson

HEE-HEE!

Jet Li

Someone chopped his eyebrows off!

Kal Penn

Okay, his death in House was one of the worst plot devices I've seen in a long time. Just completely random suicide! He could have been fired or quit or SOMEthing.

Lindsay Lohan

[Insert Lindsay Lohan jail joke here.]

Tim Allen

Buzz! BUZZ (his eyebrows off)!!

Ryan Reynolds

Is anyone else super excited about the Green Lantern movie?! I love origin stories!

Rosie O'Donnell

Yeesh...at least she's not doing that square "smile" she does in this photo.

John Leguizamo

Oh Tybalt! A plague on both your eyebrows!!

Katy Perry

Eh, I didn't look at her face TOO much anyway.

Joseph Gordon-Levitt

So I saw Inception, and Joseph Gordon-Levitt's crazy hallway fight was one of the coolest scenes I've seen in a movie in a long time. So I decided to plant an idea in his mind...

"You will shave your eyebrows."

Albert Einstein

Well, Albert Einstein looks slightly sillier without his eyebrows. Just slightly.

Ellen Page

I'm totally excited to see Inception, but I think my favorite Ellen Page movie is still Hard Candy. Also, eyebrows really have helped her career, I think. I mean, look at this.

Mel Gibson

They may take our lives, but they will never take our...EYEBROWS!

Well, yes they will.

Mos Def

I really liked him in Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy even though he was a departure from what I was expecting. Also, he kind of has some big eyebrows. Well, had anyway.

Christopher Meloni

Well of course there's a Law & Order: Special Victims Unit marathon on today (as most days), so I thought I would make Stabler's forehead just a little longer.

Stephen Colbert

Stephen, you are great. Your show is one of my favorites on TV. Like...seriously. "The Word" is an amazing segment.
Also, you are now missing your eyebrows!

Steve Carell

Saw Despicable Me last night. It was a pretty good movie, but I think Carell kind of overdid it with the accent. In the movie, he's a master criminal, so I figured I could pull a heist myself! I swiped his eyebrows.

Tony Shalhoub

I was watching an all day marathon of "Monk" yesterday, and so I thought "why not remove Monk's eyebrows?"
At least I didn't just take one off. That'd be awful for the "defective detective" to see.

Jessica Simpson

Jessica, you looked really good in Dukes of Hazzard, but not so much without your brows.

Drew Barrymore

She looks just a little more like her very first co-star, E.T.

Ashton Kutcher

Well, he's funny lookin'.

Jennifer Connelly

This lady is probably one of my favorite actresses to look at, and I think it's mostly in the eyebrows. Also, do her eyes kind of look lopsided now?!

Will Ferrell

Hey, Will Ferrell! You look funny without eyebrows! Just thought you'd like to know.

Jeff Goldblum

Well, it's Independence Day, so I thought I would abduct the eyebrows of someone who was in the movie! I had already done Will Smith, so I went with my favorite actor in the movie instead of the star.

Daniel Tosh

I was just watching Daniel Tosh's "Completely Serious," and the guy is just awesome. I'm also a big fan of his show, Tosh.0.

Anyway, now he's lost his eyebrows!

Emile Hirsch

So I'm trying to read Into the Wild but I haven't been able to finish it. I did, however, finish another movie of Emile's, Speed Racer. It's so colorful and awesome!!

Jim Carrey

Watching the second Ace Ventura movie right now. Thought I would 'shoop his eyebrows off.