Salma Hayek
Salma here is one of the best looking ladies in Hollywood, and that's saying something. And now she's saying "goodbye eyebrows"
Britney Spears
You know, it's posts like this that still give me joy when doing this blog. Doesn't it totally look like she's shaving off her own eyebrows here? Why not, you're already getting the rest of your hair off your head.
Chow Yun Fat
Totally watching Iron Monkey tonight (edit: I forgot, he's not even in that movie. Oh well!). Also, why did he play Master Roshi in that terrible Dragonball remake? Why?
Sam Waterston
Law & Order is like comfort food for me, except it's made out of tiny dots of light and sound waves instead of mac & cheese. The show would be...less comforting if Waterston looked like this.
Tina Fey
Tina Fey is an inspiration to me. It's always great to see a writer become the star of their own show.
Martha Stewart
I'm sure she could find a use for those eyebrows. Maybe make some earrings out of them, or a tiny eyebrow bouquet to go with her potpourri?
Jon Stewart
Jon Stewart is the only news commentator I actually respect, and it's because he never loses sight of his true goal: comedy. That's why I think he would appreciate this.
John Lithgow
Okay, I loved him in 3rd Rock from the Sun, but he has been so CREEPY in the 4th season of Dexter. And now he's just a little bit creepier.
Melissa Joan Hart
As a kid I wanted Clarissa to explain it all to me. I feel like this would be a prank that Ferg-Face would pull on her.
Mike Myers
You know, I never did see So I Married an Axe Murderer, but I think I will soon just because I axe murdered his eyebrows.
Patrick Stewart
There was an awesome Star Trek: The Next Generation marathon on BBC America this morning. I love TNG. And now Sir Patrick Stewart has even less hair on his head.
Morgan Freeman
Morgan's career wouldn't be affected at all by not having eyebrows. I mean, you don't need eyebrows to narrate EVERYTHING.
Michael Cera
Well, I'm going to see Scott Pilgrim Vs. the World tonight. I hope that this guy is a little less weak sauce than he normally is in his movie. What's that movie where Michael Cera acts like an awkward, quiet and shy teenager again?
Michael C. Hall
Dexter is one of the best shows on TV today, and it made me really sad when I heard that he had had cancer. I can hardly wait to get season 4 on DVD!
Jamie Lee Curtis
You've done pretty well in Hollywood for a hermaphrodite! Also, True Lies was probably your best movie.
Sam Worthington
Avatar, Clash of the Titans, and now Celebrities Without Eyebrows. Looks like you're moving up in the world, Sam!
Billy Mays
HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FOR THE DELUXE EYEBROW REMOVER. ONLY $19.95!
BILLY MAYS ONLY USES CAPS LOCK BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
BILLY MAYS ONLY USES CAPS LOCK BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
Shark Week Day 7!
Jeff Lieberman is the host of Time Warp, which is one of my favorite new Discovery Channel shows.
Shark Week is over, folks. Thanks, Discovery Channel for making so many fantastic shows!
Shark Week Day 6!
Steve Irwin was an amazing man who wrestled many crocs. But I wrestled his eyebrows away from him!
Shark Week Day 2!
Kari definitely looks funky without eyebrows. I'm totally excited about Shark Week still, guys!
Shark Week!!!!!
In honor of Discovery Channel's Shark Week, I'm biting off the eyebrows of Discovery Channel's biggest stars!
CHOMP! Bear is awesome, by the way. I love Man Vs. Wild.
CHOMP! Bear is awesome, by the way. I love Man Vs. Wild.
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