Ganon

I don't know whether to call him Ganon, or Ganondorf, or Dragmire Ganondorf, because they're all names I've seen in the games...I'm going with Ganon because it's more canon (and rhymes, and sounds scarier.) Also, have you SEEN this guy with his eyebrows? So much weirder.

By the way, I chose Ganon today because my best Zelda lovin' friend Trista is getting married today, and I thought I would do this for her as a very lame gift, hahaha.  Congratulations, Trista, I hope that he makes you happy!